THE SWITCH - MEREDITH TICKETS GOLDEN PLAINS TICKETS in ST KILDA, Victoria for sale

It's the perfect plan. You, tickets to Meredith, Me, tickets to Golden Plains. A dream switch.
Say the words and I'll do it.
You know in that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry is going out with a girl, but then he meets her roommate and the roommate laughs at all of Jerry's jokes so now Jerry wants to go out with the roommate? Oh, you don't? Let me educate you and watch the video below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkY4fXdkzXg
You see, I'm currently going out with Golden Plains, but I met Meredith. Golden's more, attractive, funnier, wittier and more down to earth roommate. So now, i've kind of decided I want to go out with Meredith instead, but I need your help!
If you can make this switch happen, let me know.
Menage a trois!